A new study was published recently by scientists who are finally focusing on something we care about: the Oreo cookie. Their findings only confirmed what the public has felt down in their guts for some time–something which can best be summed up in the wise words of Mr. Stuart Mackenzie: “They put an addictive chemical…
In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true. Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s spring rain or the DPRK’s Kim Jong Un, the American people–and its government–must find their constant. But, if that doesn’t work, there’s…
In view of the disconcerting drop in the number of people watching ABC’s fall line-up, local man, Howard Haversham, responded to the call with a vengeance. Howard, like everyone else in the world, keeps up with ratings fluctuations through Yahoo!’s highly informative newsfeed. “I would…
Last Tuesday, as Congress remained deadlocked over spending issues, the U.S. government came to a screeching halt. This marked the eighteenth time the government has shut down since 1977 and the first time the government hasn’t not shut down since the last time it didn’t…
The man who once said, “Knowledge is power,” obviously never had a two-month old child. If he had, he would’ve known that there is more power residing in the tip of their cute little pinky finger than all the information in the universe combined. As…
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