All Youth, as Future Leaders, Must Now Wear One-piece Silver Suit
The leaders of the present have come together and decided that everyone between the ages of 13 and 21–commonly...
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Andy Borowitz Tapped to be Obama’s 10th Press Secretary
Andy Borowitz, creator of, and writer for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has been selected to replace Josh Earnest...
The Easy Way
I didn’t remember practicing my circle spins, yet my head was swimmy. The back of my neck throbbed. I...
Car Horns Swapped for Human Voices to Minimize Confusion
“Cars a lot less horny now,” say manufacturers Major car manufacturers announced a change that’s been in the works...
The Big Schlep
When I pulled up, the first thing I saw was a tony-looking four-story joint with STUDENT UNION written on...
Comedian Marc Weingarten has it All to Himself with Release of New Book
Marc Weingarten and his new novel, Cape Comedy Q: Tell us a little bit about yourself. How long have...
Homage to Hemingway: To Have and Then Lose the Damn Thing
Then there was lunch. You had to stop and eat it; that’s the way it was. You had to...
‘Thousand Angry Wasps’ Bucket Challenge not Nearly as Popular
Wasp Bucket Challenge goes viral for all the wrong reasons Due to the overwhelming success of the popular ALS...
Grammarian Tries to Get Dangling Participle Expunged from Record
Grammar specialist and former Literary Arts professor, Dr. Graham Hurnotzy, was the subject of a major academic inquest last...