WASHINGTON DC--No one ever said it took brains to get to Washington. But now that may be changing. In an unprecedented move of political guile/savagery/hardcore stupidity, the White House has overcome
According to the latest Gallup poll, the foremost issue that concerned Americans are concerned about is emigration.
Lawmakers and politicians have been wrangling over it for years: "How do we get
Late last night, yet another lepidopteran reported a glimpse of the inexplicable during a near fatal crash which, incidentally, left her in pretty bad shape.
"We're not sure what it was," her brother
Mobile payment business Isis has been forced to change its name over confusion with Iraqi-based ISIS, the biggest threat to global harmony since Pitbull burst onto the scene.
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In the wake of a recent unfortunate customer call and general PR nightmare, the giant cable and internet provider, Comcast, is rebranding its cancellations department
"Shanghai pollution aids creative thinking"
The Shanghai Bureau of Education, along with a number of city officials, released a statement yesterday on the ongoing blessing of their city's 'inclement
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A photograph long thought a product of stage magic and set design has now been determined to actually have been a formerly living dinosaur.
Yosses shows off White House made of cocaine
At the end of June, unforgettably, Barack Obama paid tribute to the pastry chef Bill Yosses by saying, "I have to mention The Crustmaster, a man who's made
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German players celebrate touchdown in tandem
The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that the German football team successfully defeated host nation Brazil by only scoring a single touchdown