In Style: Get Yourself a Baby!
The newest high-end accessory
We are right in the swing of summer, and one of the most important things to keep in mind is how to stay cool in that summer heat and still look smart and chic. It just
Zombie Congress Most Productive of Obama Administration
WASHINGTON DC--No one ever said it took brains to get to Washington. But now that may be changing. In an unprecedented move of political guile/savagery/hardcore stupidity, the White House has overcome
Emigration Number One Issue Facing U.S.
According to the latest Gallup poll, the foremost issue that concerned Americans are concerned about is emigration.
Lawmakers and politicians have been wrangling over it for years: "How do we get
Moth Claims to See ‘Bright Light’ in Near Death Experience
Late last night, yet another lepidopteran reported a glimpse of the inexplicable during a near fatal crash which, incidentally, left her in pretty bad shape.
"We're not sure what it was," her brother
Mobile Payment ISIS Promises Customers it’s not a Terrorist Group
Mobile payment business Isis has been forced to change its name over confusion with Iraqi-based ISIS, the biggest threat to global harmony since Pitbull burst onto the scene.
'We have no interest
Comcast Hires Tim Howard to Block all Future Cancellations
Because, let's be honest, he's enough.
In the wake of a recent unfortunate customer call and general PR nightmare, the giant cable and internet provider, Comcast, is rebranding its cancellations department
Shanghai Officials say Pollution Helps Children Use their Imagination
"Shanghai pollution aids creative thinking"
The Shanghai Bureau of Education, along with a number of city officials, released a statement yesterday on the ongoing blessing of their city's 'inclement
Steven Spielberg, Dinosaur Hunter
THE TEMPORAL TIMES
July 2044
Reuters News Service
A photograph long thought a product of stage magic and set design has now been determined to actually have been a formerly living dinosaur.
Obama ‘Crack’ Joke Spurs FBI Investigation of Pastry Chef
Yosses shows off White House made of cocaine
At the end of June, unforgettably, Barack Obama paid tribute to the pastry chef Bill Yosses by saying, "I have to mention The Crustmaster, a man who's made
How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People
1. Send gaming invites every day. This is probably the most crucial aspect of getting (and keeping) friends. Candy Crush invitations let people know that you care.
2. Keep an up-to-date stream