RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the…
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As anyone with a brain knows, less than two months ago, the earth was touched by heaven: Prince William of England and Kate Middleton were married—in what will undoubtedly become the most widely covered and watched event of the decade. And preceding that life-altering moment, for six blessed months the media gloriously saturated us with…
HOUSTON—Breaking News! Iron E reporter and part-time astronaut C.M. Sense has successfully returned from his intergalactic travels into deep space with some very historic news: “WE ARE NOT ALONE!” After journeying approximately 4 billion parsecs into the outer limits of the known universe, Sense reached IOK-1 and touched down on an unknown but navigable planet. …
GUANTANAMO BAY—Sometime last week, in the dark, early morning hours, U.S. prison guards at Guantanamo Bay came upon the body of an unknown and unregistered prisoner. They found him malnourished, heavily bruised, and dead in the corner of his unlighted cell. At first, no one could identify the body, but later, his 13 year-old cellmate…
MIAMI—A Dallas man was arrested yesterday after Miami police discovered that he had kidnapped and then impersonated Heat star Lebron James during the NBA Finals against the Mavericks earlier this month–in what has to be the wildest scheme ever to help the Mavs achieve basketball glory. Apparently it worked. Detectives who opened the case said…
AUSTIN, TX—Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an elite division of the military like the U.S. Navy SEALS or the Green Berets but feel like you just don’t have the time to prepare? Well, now you can. Iron E-News top reporter, Bev Jolt, who also happens to be…
Guest-writer: Vuzily Su Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching you? That another human being’s unwanted glances have turned into an unending one-sided staring match? That that same person’s glossy eyeballs are now being rubbed all over the back of your neck? And that, at any moment, the whole face is sure…
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