SHANGHAI–Have you ever, at any time, while in the throes of basic bowel necessities, had the random thought: “I wish I could just go. Right here.” Well now you can. Iron E-News products and advertisement branch, after extensive testing and research, has just released the adult version of what is famously known around the Eastern…
Millions of Americans all across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon, hating presidential candidate Ralph Nader, simply because “hater” rhymes with “Nader”. Iron E-News talked with random people from different states and we were amazed at some of the responses. Bonnie-Luke from Washington said that she had never even heard…
UNSPECIFIED LOCATION–A rogue agent of a super classified top secret branch of the government (that some say was involved in the Roswell findings of ’47) has spoken with Iron E-News via pigeon and confirmed that American political commentator Glenn Beck was actually a highly classified government experiment gone awry. On February 10, 1964, when alternate…
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