Monthly Archives: September 2011

Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

September 28, 2011
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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the heels of a similar directive, which allowed women to choose which shade of very black they wanted, this decision has equal implications and even greater value for all involved. The…

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CDC Finally Confirms Stepping on Wet Spot in Your Socks Number One Household Problem Out of Their Control

September 18, 2011
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CDC Finally Confirms Stepping on Wet Spot in Your Socks Number One Household Problem Out of Their Control

The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention recently published a new study showing that the top problem facing the common U.S. household, along with stubbing your pinky toe on the corner of the furniture, is happening upon a wet spot while wearing a fresh pair of knee-highs. And sadly, there’s nothing they can do…

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Google CEO Apologizes for Intentionally Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Engine’s Name

September 11, 2011
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Google CEO Apologizes for Intentionally Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Engine’s Name

MOUNTAINVIEW, CA–Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the world as Google, released a shocking admission and subsequent apology yesterday for intentionally placing harmful subliminal messages into the name of his informational superhighway. Though everyone may be familiar with Google and what it does, not everyone is aware of its…

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Deluded Men Walking–Majority of the Planet Still Crazy as Beans

September 1, 2011
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Deluded Men Walking–Majority of the Planet Still Crazy as Beans

Billions and billions of people with various backgrounds, IQs, and pant sizes wake up everyday believing in God and thinking they are normal.  Little do they realize they have what doctors call “the crazy”. They are everywhere.  Strolling the aisles of your local grocer.  Idly sipping cappuccinos at your favorite cafe.  Even, God forbid, teaching…

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Don’t worry everybody–world-wide* acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/editor/writer/artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got his nagging compulsions under control.…

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