TEXAS–In Texas, the lights come out and shine on more than just Friday nights. For football, to many, is 24/7 and is as natural as breathing. In some towns it’s a part of every aspect of their daily lives and has become, in a very real sense, part of their story…and legend. One possible reasons…
Mort Feebly, assistant manager at Supplies Surprise, is a man who has explored all the subtleties and nuances of the motto: “Work smarter, not harder.” So when his boss and sometimes friend, Herbert Sherbert, told the store about an opportunity in corporate, Mort didn’t miss a beat–he put it off until tomorrow. We caught up…
WASHINGTON D.C.–In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and home of the brave, almost 90% of its diverse population has now found itself without a country or a home. Yesterday, on Capitol Hill, Republican lawmakers successfully pushed through sweeping immigration reform with far-reaching implications. “This is a…
LONDON, ONTARIO–In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, manager of Canadian teen-pop idol Justin Bieber, revealed that the young star is seeking professional help for what he describes as “recurring, and almost debilitating, normal thoughts”. “Justin has had a serious relapse, but he is getting the help he needs,” said Braun. “Our team…
Presidential hopeful Willard Mitt Romney, after a long and arduous day of campaigning, hand-pumping, and baby-kissing, was spotted outside the local theaters set to watch Moneyball with a few of his good friends. Those friends just happened to be General Electric and ExxonMobil. It’s not uncommon for high-profile politicians to let off a little steam…
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