Greg Chortleberger, a clever but wholly unknown armchair physicist, has recently dedicated his life to proving (or falsifying) one of the major aspects of Isaac Newton’s first law of inertia: Objects at rest tend to stay at rest until moved upon by an outside force. “I’ve basically been at rest for a long, long time…
Conclusive data, uncovered in a new and impartial study conducted by the highly professional food scientists here at the Iron E. Research Center in Shanghai, has shown that the popular condiment known to the world as mayonnaise does not come from your local grocer, but from the vats of Hades. Some of us have had…
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