The faithful workers at Syrius Enterprises & Technologies Incorporated had little reason to believe that last Friday would prove to be any different than most other “Fundays” (which is what their boss, unfortunately, has named all Fridays)–or that they would be in for the surprise of their humdrum lives. They were wrong. Even more-so, never…
A new super hero has risen from the ashes! The ashes that get caught between the toes of the great Robots of Tyranny as they trample through the burned detritus of poor; the poor who are swept aside by the mammoth brooms used by the Robots of Tyranny who efficiently sweep up everything they’ve burned…
Jerry Fannersgraft was sitting in his college Bio class when, out of the blue, it dawned on him: That one time his dad came into his room sweaty and disheveled, muttering something about The Lion King was in fact “The Sex Talk”. Immediately after this thought, he felt quite ill. Jerry opened up to Iron…
NEW YORK–A few days ago, a handful of concerned five-year old boys, inspired by the actions of their activist parents, occupied a table normally set aside (seen as favoritism by them) for a weekly tea party. Every Friday during break time, Alysa Smith, Raylee Hamilton, and two stuffed animals enjoy a cookie, some apple juice,…
Iron E-News is proud to announce that it has won the illustrious Internet Comment Award for the first straight year in a row. This award, which has been called the Nobel Peace Prize of the Internet, is only given once a year to the news website that exemplifies the highest standards in both news reporting…
A few months ago, suburban father and self-identified “tinkerer” Sam Jonesing almost made a smashing impression on the newest neighbors to move into his humble cul-de-sac. Almost. When he saw the new silver Mercedes SL-class pull up sporting a “My little lawyer will one day represent your little mechanic in civil or criminal court–you can…
1. Myths actually exist (subtle double/triple meaning not intentional…or was it?). 2. Some myths are perceived as greater or lesser myths based on the author, appropriate contextual language, and frequency of dragons (for the reason why number 2 is a myth please refer to number 1). *In the historical sciences, these myths are termed as…
FORT WORTH–Wedgwood native Jay Ellbee got excited last night for the first time in a very long while. With “Rage Against the Machine” playing loudly in the background and liquid courage coursing through his veins, he did what he thought he would never be able to do. He destroyed his credit cards. And in doing…
Ron Paul may not seem the most obvious candidate to some but, according to the libertarian’s inner circle, Paul’s strategy for obtaining the White House sometime in the next century is nothing less than golden. The longtime congressman, though lagging behind his conservative counterparts in the Republican primary, sees himself as more of the tortoise…
CARACAS–Enigmatic Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has been recovering at an alarmingly fast pace, and the doctors said that he should be back to “soaring with the condors” very soon. When Iron E-News correspondent Bev Jolt interviewed the president, she was surprised as anyone to find him in this revitalized (and poetic) state. He talked little…
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