Monthly Archives: April 2012

Area Man’s Social Life Not as Impressive as Facebook Page May Suggest

April 25, 2012
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Area Man’s Social Life Not as Impressive as Facebook Page May Suggest

To the untrained eye, Brit Crinkler’s profile page on the number one social networking site in the world comes across as not only impressive but, as some might say, bordering on the extravagant.  One of the woman editors of this paper, upon viewing the young man’s profile, likened it to drinking a Grey Goose martini…

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Syria Celebrates Ceasefire with Gunfire

April 13, 2012
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Syria Celebrates Ceasefire with Gunfire

DAMASCUS–The people of Syria had great reason to celebrate yesterday morning as dawn brought, along with its warm rays, a new day of hope. For the past year, Syria has embroiled itself in an internal conflict which has ravaged entire towns and turned brother against brother.  Various NGOs estimate that casualty totals (as a result…

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New from Iron E-Products Department: Media-Issue Double Standard Glasses!

April 10, 2012
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New from Iron E-Products Department: Media-Issue Double Standard Glasses!

Are you tired of seeing the world through regular dumb old common sense eyes?  Have you secretly wanted the life of many professional reporters today?  To not just be an objective witness of factual events, but actually be involved in shaping reality for others?  Well, now you can. Iron E-News Products and Services Department is…

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Don’t worry everybody–world-wide* acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/editor/writer/artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got his nagging compulsions under control.…

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