Lukelu, beloved circus chimpanzee and singing cyclist extraordinaire, has officially hit rock-bottom. Once the poster-child of circus posters and best friend to spotlights everywhere, he is now sleeping in till 2 pm, smoking 2 packs a day, and hanging out with the only friends he can afford: Jim and Jack. It wasn’t always like this…
1. Burn everything you’ve ever written and don’t ever mention your writing to anyone ever again. Ever. 2. Always mumble the word “self” but say “published” really loudly. Then go right into how you hate your editor and all the changes you have to endure. You won’t be lying when you say this because people…
A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of food scientists on the dangers of better living conditions for animals who are used as a food resource. The article illustrates an alarming trend in the attitudes of poultry, pig, and cow and shows that they have…
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