Daily Archives: August 9, 2012

Area White Man Technically Somewhere Between Light Peach and Off-White Cream

August 9, 2012
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TEXAS–Local Fort Worthian, Peter Colorbean, was spotted outside of his suburban residence a few days ago and was once again mistaken for an ordinary white man. According to Mr. Colorbean, this is not the first time his color has been compared to the tile floor. “I’m just worried about future generations–not people but colors. When…

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the…

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