Associated Press In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived up to his last name as scandals piled up like elephants in a circus ring or clowns in a clown car. From Benghazi to the IRS to killing American citizens without trial to…
WASHINGTON D.C.–Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a pall of skepticism has hung over much of the administration’s policies and decisions, both current and past. One seldom discussed but extremely crucial aspect of his legacy is at the forefront: the ongoing and widespread campaign…
Hate really is a powerful thing. Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it back together too. The annual World Hate Awards Tour Extravaganza (or World HATE for short), which celebrates some of the greatest examples of enmity on our planet, recently announced last year’s winner:…
Recently discovered communication between key Founding Fathers and the kings of both England and France has brought into question what has always been considered historical fact: specifically, America’s War of Independence from Great Britain. This new evidence is pointing historians not to a war motivated by ideology and autonomy but to a grandly orchestrated pretext…
SEATTLE–He’s a man of the world. He likes to sip tequila from Tijuana, prefers chopsticks when in a Chinese restaurant, and is now so close to the Canadian border, he can almost smell the mooses. If you see him from afar, you’ll surely notice his unpretentious, cosmopolitan air. And if you have the rare privilege of a…
NEW YORK–In a surprising series of revelations yesterday, former investment tycoon and current resident of Butner Prison, Bernie Madoff admitted to Iron E-News that he came very close to not going through with his infamous Ponzi scheme back in the late 1970′s. We flew to North Carolina and spoke with him in person. “It was…
Spectacular new images of Earth were released by NASA yesterday detailing various aspects of our magnificent blue and green marble. One photo in particular stood out above the rest: a crystal clear shot of billions of carbon molecules in the form of a giant footprint covering most of North America. Scientists would have been completely…
TEXAS–Local Fort Worthian, Peter Colorbean, was spotted outside of his suburban residence a few days ago and was once again mistaken for an ordinary white man. According to Mr. Colorbean, this is not the first time his color has been compared to the tile floor. “I’m just worried about future generations–not people but colors. When…
STATE COLLEGE–The mood around the historic Nittany Lion campus could only be described as one of disbelief yesterday morning as the NCAA handed out its sanctions, and in doing so, committed a heinous and unpardonable act against an innocent and defenseless reputation. According to eye witness reports, after the school’s hands were bound with a…
WASHINGTON D.C.–Attorney General Eric Holder and President Obama held a joint press conference today to field questions regarding a highly classified, clandestine operation codenamed Fast and Furiouser. After an hour or so of friendly banter about the upcoming election and the evils of a certain political party that shall go unnamed (we reporters almost forgot…
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