The American Badminton team narrowly escaped disqualification yesterday as four pairs from other countries were removed from the tournament for throwing matches. The decision was made after one pair from China, two from South Korea, and one from Indonesia were found guilty of ‘losing on purpose’ so as to avoid facing a more difficult opponent…
Former president William J. Clinton apologized profusely on Thursday for what he called “being correct” on yet another issue involving politics. “God, I truly hate being right all the time,” admitted Clinton quite sorrowfully. “Furthermore, I would like to extend my deepest regrets to President Obama for all the trouble I’ve caused him by my…
Presidential hopeful Willard Mitt Romney, after a long and arduous day of campaigning, hand-pumping, and baby-kissing, was spotted outside the local theaters set to watch Moneyball with a few of his good friends. Those friends just happened to be General Electric and ExxonMobil. It’s not uncommon for high-profile politicians to let off a little steam…
Millions of Americans all across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon, hating presidential candidate Ralph Nader, simply because “hater” rhymes with “Nader”. Iron E-News talked with random people from different states and we were amazed at some of the responses. Bonnie-Luke from Washington said that she had never even heard…
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