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Report: Swamp Butt on the Rise in Texas and Much of the South

June 21, 2012
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Report: Swamp Butt on the Rise in Texas and Much of the South

Last night, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a report informing the nation of the terrible and reoccurring health and safety issue known as “Swamp Butt”. SB, which generally coincides with excessively warm summers, is a condition in which one’s butt crack takes on a life of its own and becomes a steaming,…

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CDC Finally Confirms Stepping on Wet Spot in Your Socks Number One Household Problem Out of Their Control

September 18, 2011
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CDC Finally Confirms Stepping on Wet Spot in Your Socks Number One Household Problem Out of Their Control

The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention recently published a new study showing that the top problem facing the common U.S. household, along with stubbing your pinky toe on the corner of the furniture, is happening upon a wet spot while wearing a fresh pair of knee-highs. And sadly, there’s nothing they can do…

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

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RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the…

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