Posts Tagged ‘ China ’

American Olympic Badminton Team Longs to One Day be Disqualified Too

August 2, 2012
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American Olympic Badminton Team Longs to One Day be Disqualified Too

The American Badminton team narrowly escaped disqualification yesterday as four pairs from other countries were removed from the tournament for throwing matches. The decision was made after one pair from China, two from South Korea, and one from Indonesia were found guilty of ‘losing on purpose’ so as to avoid facing a more difficult opponent…

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Iron E-Products Department Introduces Adult Splitty Pants

August 18, 2011
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Iron E-Products Department Introduces Adult Splitty Pants

SHANGHAI–Have you ever, at any time, while in the throes of basic bowel necessities, had the random thought: “I wish I could just go.  Right here.”  Well now you can. Iron E-News products and advertisement branch, after extensive testing and research,  has just released the adult version of what is famously known around the Eastern…

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Chinese Government Responds to Drought–Offers Farmers Free Wood for Coffins

July 27, 2011
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Chinese Government Responds to Drought–Offers Farmers Free Wood for Coffins

YUNNAN–In the quiet, almost pastoral outskirts of northwest Yunnan, an elderly gentleman sits in the afternoon sun humming a familiar tune and patiently working on his long, rectangular box of wood–or future home, of sorts. The local Chinese government, in response to the longterm drought caused primarily by extensive damming projects, has generously begun to…

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English-Cornered in Shanghai!–Study: 98% of Chinese urbanites prefer SARS to coffee shops

June 8, 2011
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English-Cornered in Shanghai!–Study: 98% of Chinese urbanites prefer SARS to coffee shops

Guest-writer: Vuzily Su Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching you?  That another human being’s unwanted glances have turned into an unending one-sided staring match?  That that same person’s glossy eyeballs are now being rubbed all over the back of your neck?  And that, at any moment, the whole face is sure…

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the…

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