BOSTON–It was quite the Hallmark moment for the Romney clan today as the former governor stood next to his campaign bus at the Logan International Airport, anxiously awaiting the arrival of his newly adopted sons. And as his “precious cargo” emerged from the plane intact, he almost couldn’t restrain himself. “I’m a dad again!” the…
WASHINGTON D.C.–In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and home of the brave, almost 90% of its diverse population has now found itself without a country or a home. Yesterday, on Capitol Hill, Republican lawmakers successfully pushed through sweeping immigration reform with far-reaching implications. “This is a…
WASHINGTON D.C.—With the August 2nd default deadline looming and top lawmakers at their wits’ end, Muggle Vice President Joe Biden has come up with a solution to the debt crisis that seems almost magical: a quidditch match between Republicans and Democrats. On July 15th(of course), seven top Republicans will face off against seven of their…
NEW YORK—In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS (or President of the United States), and that, obviously, everyone else who ran would fail and become “epic losers.” Mr. Sheen, no stranger to the spotlight lately, has pounced on the opportunity to see just how far his…
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