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Gaddafi Forgets Correct Spelling of His Own Name

July 22, 2011
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Gaddafi Forgets Correct Spelling of His Own Name

LYBIA—Who is the real Muammar Gaddafi anyway?  Dictator?  Dad?  Fashionista?  The man of many hats is also the man of many names but it seems that even Gaddafi is unsure now about the one his mother actually gave him. Last night, the more-than-famous Lybian leader, while writing a check to a local grocer in Tripoli,…

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U.S. Safely Retains Moral Authority in Lybian Conflict

April 11, 2011
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U.S. Safely Retains Moral Authority in Lybian Conflict

Iron E-Newswire Official Transcript Mrs. Clinton:  Good morning everyone.  Can you hear me okay?  Well, as some of you may already know, we have begun imposing an arms embargo and unilateral sanctions against Mu’uammar Gaddafi and his regime.  The situation in Lybia has come to the point where we feel this action is both justified…

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Bombs Interfere with Dictator Fashion Week

April 8, 2011
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Bombs Interfere with Dictator Fashion Week

TRIPOLI, LYBIA—With rumors swirling around the status of the highly anticipated SWAG FEST (Senior World Autocratic Gala and Fashion Event Spectacular in Tripoli) due to ill-timed popular uprisings and subsequent bombing by the West, Lybian leader and dictator debonair Mu’uamar Gaddafi told Iron E-News that the show, “must, and will, go on!” In his speech…

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Don’t worry everybody–world-wide* acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/editor/writer/artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got his nagging compulsions under control.…

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