In what was to be a highly contested gold medal match between two basketball powerhouses, Spain and the United States, turned out to be an epic battle between the American men and a completely random team that no one had ever heard of: Espana. The American team could not suppress their confusion as Espana took…
LONDON–Through a little investigative journalism here and a little bribe there, Iron E-News was able to obtain the royal jewel of news: The Queen’s Tweets. Unbeknownst to most of the world, her majesty has a secret Twitter account and, since 2009, has become an avid contributor under the codename Intrnt Hpstr. We have the exclusive…
LONDON–The spectacular opening ceremonies of the 2012 London Olympiad got underway this morning and, for some reason, Canada was present. Apparently, the cold Northern country, in their eager anticipation for the winter Olympics, accidentally showed up at the stadium in full colors. It became a bit awkward when Chile was announced and the Canadians decided…
ENGLAND–In the wee hours of the morning, with the first rays of a new dawn illuminating the iconic rings under the London Bridge, one could almost hear the theme song from Chariots of Fire being sung in the distance. Apparently, that’s because it was. And if you waited around long enough, you might have heard…
LONDON–The International Olympic Committee announced its plans yesterday to change the name of the historic site of the gods, previously known as Mount Olympus, to Mount Samsung in honor of the upcoming Olympic Games. Other famous names that have come under scrutiny are Nike (the Winged Victory statue will now be called Adidas) and God…
In a tiny, isolated Texas town just west of the Pecos, where the wandering buffalo still roam under great, cloudless skies, one young man’s dream is as big as the state he calls home. His name is Luke Racewalker. His dream: to walk really, really fast. Luke and his manager/trainer, Mr. Opie Shinobi, recently released…
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