CHICAGO–An intern for The Onion, a popular satirical newspaper based right here in the Windy City, was fired last week for violating the cardinal rule of media (yes, even satirical media). Apparently, the young “reporter” submitted an idea to his editor to actually satirize President Obama. And no, he wasn’t kidding. “Seriously!” exclaimed the unbelieving…
BOSTON–It was quite the Hallmark moment for the Romney clan today as the former governor stood next to his campaign bus at the Logan International Airport, anxiously awaiting the arrival of his newly adopted sons. And as his “precious cargo” emerged from the plane intact, he almost couldn’t restrain himself. “I’m a dad again!” the…
Former president William J. Clinton apologized profusely on Thursday for what he called “being correct” on yet another issue involving politics. “God, I truly hate being right all the time,” admitted Clinton quite sorrowfully. “Furthermore, I would like to extend my deepest regrets to President Obama for all the trouble I’ve caused him by my…
Presidential hopeful Willard Mitt Romney, after a long and arduous day of campaigning, hand-pumping, and baby-kissing, was spotted outside the local theaters set to watch Moneyball with a few of his good friends. Those friends just happened to be General Electric and ExxonMobil. It’s not uncommon for high-profile politicians to let off a little steam…
Millions of Americans all across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon, hating presidential candidate Ralph Nader, simply because “hater” rhymes with “Nader”. Iron E-News talked with random people from different states and we were amazed at some of the responses. Bonnie-Luke from Washington said that she had never even heard…
WASHINGTON D.C.—With the August 2nd default deadline looming and top lawmakers at their wits’ end, Muggle Vice President Joe Biden has come up with a solution to the debt crisis that seems almost magical: a quidditch match between Republicans and Democrats. On July 15th(of course), seven top Republicans will face off against seven of their…
WASHINGTON D.C.—At this year’s annual VP Gala, a well-known Mavrick from Alaska was named an honorary member of a very exclusive and powerful group—The Vice Presidents Club of America. Walter Mondale, the group’s founder, had the idea back in 1986 but didn’t form it until the early ‘90s. He sits as head chief over finances…
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