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Mitt Ryan Picks Paul Romney for VP, and a Political Bromance Blossoms

August 12, 2012
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Mitt Ryan Picks Paul Romney for VP, and a Political Bromance Blossoms

In one of the most romantic scenes since Gosling kissed McAdams in the rain, former governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts offered Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin his hand in political matrimony. Not only did Governor Romney offer Ryan a place at his side, he solidified his commitment by offering his name.  Congressman Ryan was so…

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Charlie Sheen to Run for President of the President of the United States

April 22, 2011
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Charlie Sheen to Run for President of the President of the United States

 NEW YORK—In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS (or President of the United States), and that, obviously, everyone else who ran would fail and become “epic losers.” Mr. Sheen, no stranger to the spotlight lately, has pounced on the opportunity to see just how far his…

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Vote on Which Men Make all the Decisions

RIYADH–In a historic step towards equality, Saudi women can now cast their ballot for which men they want to control their lives. Coming on the…

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