ASPEN–In the midst of what was quickly becoming a very exciting time for modern physics, the team of scientists working at CERN, home of the Hadron super-collider in Geneva, have been forced to issue an unfortunate and very embarrassing correction. Apparently, the only thing that’s been discovered recently is an almost invisible dot under Dr.…
Following the passing of beloved sci-fi writer Ray Bradbury, the genius behind such great works as Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles, many feared there would remain a great void in the fictional universe impossible to fill. But with the release of his latest book, The Grand Design, it seems eminent physicist Stephen Hawking is…
Billions and billions of people with various backgrounds, IQs, and pant sizes wake up everyday believing in God and thinking they are normal. Little do they realize they have what doctors call “the crazy”. They are everywhere. Strolling the aisles of your local grocer. Idly sipping cappuccinos at your favorite cafe. Even, God forbid, teaching…
A collaboration of paleontologists, physical anthropologists, and blue-collar scientists unearthed a 3.14 million year old hominid in Ethiopia yesterday. They are calling her “Aussie Pi” – nicknamed for the time in which she was born as well as her species – Australopithicus Afarensis. She stood approximately 3 ½ feet tall, was busty, and weighed about…
A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published an open letter to the world, revealing their conclusions on scientists of years’ past—most notably Isaac Newton and Galileo Galilei. The contributors, almost all of them members of the National Academy of Sciences or The Royal Society, wrote the letter “in the defense of reason”—to…
Last week, the Humboldt Overachiever Award for Science and the Humanities was given to none other than The Theory of Evolution—and Dr. Richard Dawkins was there to receive the prize in its stead. “In the face of impossible odds,” Dr. Dawkins began his speech to the international forum, “Evolution has not only given us a…
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