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English-Cornered in Shanghai!–Study: 98% of Chinese urbanites prefer SARS to coffee shops

June 8, 2011
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English-Cornered in Shanghai!–Study: 98% of Chinese urbanites prefer SARS to coffee shops

Guest-writer: Vuzily Su Have you ever had the feeling that someone is watching you?  That another human being’s unwanted glances have turned into an unending one-sided staring match?  That that same person’s glossy eyeballs are now being rubbed all over the back of your neck?  And that, at any moment, the whole face is sure…

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School Admin Issues Friendliest Mandatory Invitation Ever!

May 22, 2011
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SHANGHAI–In a recent goodwill gesture from a local Chinese Private School Administration, its very own faculty and staff were invited to attend a compulsory celebration of itself. Upon receiving the invitation, an extremely lengthy thank-you letter was issued (by the Admin to the Admin) on behalf of the teachers who, according to Admin sources, wanted…

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Lewis Hamilton’s Bizarre Secret Revealed!

April 28, 2011
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Lewis Hamilton’s Bizarre Secret Revealed!

SHANGHAI—Some race for the thrill.  Each heart-pounding, adrenaline-laced moment of competitive ecstasy fuels their passion for the road—their “need for speed”.  Others race for the glory.  The likes of Andretti.  Busch.  Petty.  Fred.  Barney.  To be named with the golden ones is what they live for. But ever since he could remember, Lewis Hamilton has…

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Unknown Man Arrested for Impersonating Lebron in NBA Finals

MIAMI—A Dallas man was arrested yesterday after Miami police discovered that he had kidnapped and then impersonated Heat star Lebron James during the NBA Finals…

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