Posts Tagged ‘ TEXAS ’

Report: Swamp Butt on the Rise in Texas and Much of the South

June 21, 2012
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Report: Swamp Butt on the Rise in Texas and Much of the South

Last night, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a report informing the nation of the terrible and reoccurring health and safety issue known as “Swamp Butt”. SB, which generally coincides with excessively warm summers, is a condition in which one’s butt crack takes on a life of its own and becomes a steaming,…

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Local Man Confuses Cutting Up Credit Cards with Actually Eliminating Debt

March 9, 2012
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FORT WORTH–Wedgwood native Jay Ellbee got excited last night for the first time in a very long while. With “Rage Against the Machine” playing loudly in the background and liquid courage coursing through his veins, he did what he thought he would never be able to do.  He destroyed his credit cards.  And in doing…

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Texas Towns to Learn Strange New Sport Using Wooden Bat and Small White Ball

October 21, 2011
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Texas Towns to Learn Strange New Sport Using Wooden Bat and Small White Ball

TEXAS–In Texas, the lights come out and shine on more than just Friday nights.  For football, to many, is 24/7 and is as natural as breathing.  In some towns it’s a part of every aspect of their daily lives and has become, in a very real sense, part of their story…and legend. One possible reasons…

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Don’t worry everybody–world-wide* acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/editor/writer/artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got his nagging compulsions under control.…

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