Posts Tagged ‘ Twitter ’

Report Confirms Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard

January 9, 2013
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The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development yesterday. Though initially seeking to gain further understanding as to how homo sapiens are able to perform complex tasks at high levels of intelligences (or how our brains work), they unwittingly made a discovery about…

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The Queen Tweets Her Way through the Opening Ceremonies!

July 30, 2012
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The Queen Tweets Her Way through the Opening Ceremonies!

LONDON–Through a little investigative journalism here and a little bribe there, Iron E-News was able to obtain the royal jewel of news: The Queen’s Tweets. Unbeknownst to most of the world, her majesty has a secret Twitter account and, since 2009, has become an avid contributor under the codename Intrnt Hpstr. We have the exclusive…

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Iron E-News Above Inserting Beiber, Gaga, Pippa, Kardashian, Memes and Trends into Titles to Generate Shallow Traffic

June 2, 2012
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Iron E-News Above Inserting Beiber, Gaga, Pippa, Kardashian, Memes and Trends into Titles to Generate Shallow Traffic

Has journalism as we know it suffered irreversible damage?  Has it been cheapened and reduced to nothing more than easily digestible snapshots and sound bytes?  Have we allowed superficial trends and temporal fads dictate what we call news? We at Iron E-News believe that, unfortunately, this has become so, but that the only way to…

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Secret Service Tweets “I Hate Elmo”—Real Culprit Found in Back Alley Garbage Can

May 19, 2011
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Secret Service Tweets “I Hate Elmo”—Real Culprit Found in Back Alley Garbage Can

WASHINGTON—Since the U.S. Secret Service joined Twitter on Wednesday, it seems their service to the U.S. is becoming less and less secretive. Two hours ago, their account was hacked by a former employee and now the Secret Service is scrambling to clean up its image. This is what was posted: “Talked to Elmo. Had to…

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

Don’t worry everybody–world-wide* acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/editor/writer/artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got his nagging compulsions under control.…

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